Act 00 Scene 00

Setting the Stage

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Act 01 Scene 01

Long and Fast

10|00|00|12|L|S|This is a really long line. I can`t even see where it starts. 10|00|00|04|L|Q| 09|00|00|16|R|Q| 10|00|00|14|L|Q| 09|00|00|10|R|S|Yeah... Any idea what we`re waiting for? 09|00|00|04|R|Q| 10|00|00|06|L|S|It`s moving pretty fast though. 10|00|00|04|L|Q| 09|00|00|10|R|Q| 10|00|00|10|L|Q| 09|00|00|06|R|S|Is that a good thing? 09|00|00|04|R|Q| 10|00|00|08|L|T|???? 09|00|00|08|R|T|??????

Act 01 Scene 08

God`s God

23|00|00|10|R|S|Pretty unlucky ending up here, huh? 24|00|00|10|L|Q| 23|00|00|10|R|Q| 24|00|00|10|L|S|You don`t know the half of it. 23|00|00|20|R|S|I guess everybody thinks that they are the one who is so unlucky. 24|00|00|20|L|Q| 23|00|00|10|R|Q| 24|00|00|10|L|S|Here`s how unlucky I am. 23|00|00|48|R|Q| 24|00|00|48|L|S|If my God had a God, my God`s God would punish my God for treating me so poorly. 23|00|00|10|R|S|Are we still talking about luck? 24|00|00|10|L|Q| 23|00|00|10|R|Q| 24|00|00|10|L|S|It`s all a matter of perspective.

Act 01 Scene 09

Final Success

17|00|00|12|R|S|What the...
Where the hell am I? 18|00|00|12|L|Q| 17|00|00|04|R|Q| 18|00|00|04|L|S|You`re close. 17|00|00|10|R|S|I was...
Oh no!
I can`t believe I did it. 17|00|00|04|R|Q| 18|00|00|14|L|Q| 17|00|00|06|R|Q| 18|00|00|06|L|S|Did what? 17|00|00|12|R|S|My life has been one failure after the next. 18|00|00|12|L|Q| 17|00|00|04|R|Q| 18|00|00|04|L|S|Testify. 17|00|00|16|R|S|I said,
``I`m gonna be a success,
if it`s the last thing I do!`` 17|00|00|04|R|Q| 18|00|00|20|L|Q| 17|00|00|04|R|Q| 18|00|00|04|L|S|And so it was. 17|00|00|14|R|S|I finally succeeded at something,
and it was my biggest failure of all. 17|00|00|04|R|Q| 18|00|00|18|L|Q| 17|00|00|18|R|Q| 18|00|00|14|L|S|The distance between success and failure can be paper thin. 18|00|00|04|L|Q| 17|00|00|02|R|Q| 18|00|07|02|L|Q|

Act 01 Scene 99

Intermission 1

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Act 02 Scene 02

Own a Burger

15|00|07|12|R|S|Now I`m really starting to feel guilty for all the stuff I own. 15|00|07|03|R|Q| 16|00|00|15|L|Q| 15|00|07|06|R|Q| 16|00|00|06|L|S|You mean,
``Owned``. 15|00|08|10|R|S|If only I had given it all to the poor. 15|00|08|03|R|Q| 16|00|08|13|L|Q| 15|00|07|06|R|Q| 16|00|08|06|L|S|Then they would own it. 15|00|07|06|R|S|What? 16|00|08|06|L|Q| 15|00|07|08|R|Q| 16|00|14|08|L|S|You cannot avoid owning things. 15|00|07|04|R|S|Sure I can. 16|00|08|04|L|Q| 15|00|07|15|R|Q| 16|00|14|12|L|S|Once you eat a burger, you own it. 16|00|14|03|L|Q| 15|00|07|04|R|T|???? 16|00|08|04|L|Q| 15|00|07|15|R|Q| 16|00|09|12|L|S|We have to possess things in order to survive. 16|00|09|03|L|Q| 15|00|07|15|R|Q| 16|00|08|12|L|S|No sense in feeling guilty for making yourself comfortable. 16|00|08|03|L|Q| 15|00|07|12|R|T|???? 16|00|08|12|L|Q| 15|00|08|08|R|S|I gave the burger back eventually. 15|00|08|04|R|Q| 16|00|08|12|L|Q| 15|00|08|08|R|Q| 16|00|14|08|L|T|!!!! 15|00|08|04|R|Q| 16|00|08|04|L|Q| 15|00|08|04|R|Q| 16|00|14|04|L|Q| 15|00|07|04|R|Q| 16|00|08|04|L|Q| 15|00|00|04|R|Q| 16|00|07|04|L|Q|

Act 02 Scene 03

Idol Hunger

05|00|00|10|R|S|Everything you desire is an idol. 06|00|00|05|L|Q| 06|00|00|05|L|T|???? 05|00|00|20|R|S|The only desire which is not idolatry, is the desire for God. 06|00|00|10|L|Q| 06|00|00|10|L|T|!!!! 05|00|00|14|R|Q| 06|00|00|14|L|S|Am I committing idolatry when I desire a meal? 05|00|00|16|R|S|You are, if you do not thank God for granting you the meal. 06|00|00|16|L|Q| 05|00|00|06|R|Q| 06|00|00|06|L|S|By saying grace. 05|00|00|04|R|S|Yes. 06|00|00|04|L|Q| 05|00|00|18|R|Q| 06|00|00|18|L|S|By that reasoning, I should say grace before having sex. 05|00|00|20|R|T|!!!! 06|00|00|20|L|S|``God is great. God is good. And we thank Him for this....`` 05|00|00|08|R|T|???? 06|00|00|08|L|Q|

Act 02 Scene 06

The Rub

12|00|00|12|L|S|Anyone can have a partner. 11|00|00|12|R|Q| 12|00|00|04|L|Q| 11|00|00|04|R|T|???? 12|00|00|24|L|S|As long as they are willing to adjust their standards, they will always have someone. 11|00|00|24|R|Q| 12|00|00|04|L|Q| 11|00|00|04|R|S|What? 12|00|00|32|L|S|So, anytime you want someone to be your partner, you have to convince them that you are more desirable than the partner they have. 11|00|00|32|R|Q| 12|00|00|04|L|Q| 11|00|00|04|R|S|OK. 12|00|00|24|L|S|Sometimes, this is not that hard. Sometimes, this requires considerable effort. 11|00|00|24|R|Q| 12|00|00|04|L|Q| 11|00|00|04|R|S|Yeah? 12|00|00|10|L|S|And there`s the rub. 11|00|00|10|R|Q| 12|00|00|04|L|Q| 11|00|00|04|R|T|???? 12|00|00|24|L|S|I could never bring myself to work that hard at proving that I was better than someone else. 11|00|00|24|R|Q| 12|00|00|04|L|Q| 11|00|00|04|R|S|Pity.

Act 02 Scene 99

Intermission 2

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Act 03 Scene 01

Dark Tunnel

00|DK|00|06|R|S|Do you know where you are? 00|DK|00|02|R|Q| 00|00|00|08|R|Q| 00|DK|00|08|R|Q| 00|00|07|06|R|S|The long dark tunnel? 00|00|00|02|R|Q| 00|DK|00|12|R|S|Yeah...
And I`m the bright light at the end of it. 00|DK|00|02|R|Q| 00|00|00|14|R|Q| 00|DK|00|12|R|Q| 00|00|07|10|R|S|Actually, you look kind of grayish. 00|00|00|02|R|Q| 00|DK|00|12|R|S|Alright, then I`m the black light in the foyer. 00|DK|00|02|R|Q| 00|00|00|14|R|Q| 00|DK|00|18|R|Q| 00|00|07|16|R|S|Who has a black light in their foyer? Hippies maybe. 00|00|00|02|R|Q| 00|DK|00|14|R|S|Alright, then I`m the neon sign over the front door. 00|DK|00|04|R|Q| 00|00|00|18|R|Q| 00|DK|00|18|R|Q| 00|00|07|14|R|S|``Budweiser.
King of Beers.``
Blink, blink, blink. 00|00|00|04|R|Q| 00|DK|00|12|R|S|You do realize you`re about to meet your maker? 00|DK|00|02|R|Q| 00|00|00|14|R|Q| 00|DK|00|18|R|Q| 00|00|07|16|R|S|``Check Cashing.
Open 24 Hours.``
Blink, blink, blink. 00|00|00|02|R|Q| 00|DK|00|18|R|S|Forget the neon sign! Are you prepared to meet God? 00|DK|00|02|R|Q| 00|00|00|20|R|Q| 00|DK|00|14|R|Q| 00|00|07|12|R|S|I`m sure God would never have a black light in His foyer. 00|00|00|02|R|Q| 00|DK|00|06|R|S|Oh brother. 00|00|00|06|R|Q| 00|DK|00|20|R|Q| 00|00|07|18|R|S|Maybe a nice Tiffany lamp. Or some accent lighting... 00|00|00|02|R|Q| 00|DK|00|04|R|Q| 00|ST|07|04|R|Q|

Act 03 Scene 02

Real Sarcasm

00|DK|00|04|R|S|So what`s your story? 00|DK|00|02|R|Q| 00|00|00|06|R|Q| 00|DK|00|12|R|Q| 00|00|07|10|R|S|Ahh.. Goldylocks and the three bears? 00|00|00|02|R|Q| 00|DK|00|16|R|S|Standing at the
Pearly Gates,
and you`re still throwing that
stuff around. 00|DK|00|02|R|Q| 00|00|00|18|R|Q| 00|DK|00|04|R|Q| 00|00|00|02|R|S|What stuff? 00|00|00|02|R|Q| 00|DK|00|12|R|S|You`ve been skating by on that sarcastic nonsense your entire life. 00|DK|00|02|R|Q| 00|00|00|14|R|Q| 00|DK|00|04|R|Q| 00|00|00|02|R|S|So what? 00|00|00|02|R|Q| 00|DK|00|12|R|S|When the time of reckoning is upon you, find your straight face, and speak from the heart. 00|DK|00|02|R|Q| 00|00|00|14|R|Q| 00|DK|00|14|R|Q| 00|00|00|12|R|S|So what if I flavor my words with irony and hyperbole? 00|00|00|02|R|Q| 00|DK|00|12|R|S|Your irreverence
exposes your lack
of commitment to
your own well being. 00|DK|00|02|R|Q| 00|00|00|14|R|Q| 00|DK|00|04|R|Q| 00|00|00|02|R|S|So? 00|00|00|02|R|Q| 00|DK|00|12|R|S|So it`s time for some real sarcasm. 00|DK|00|02|R|Q| 00|00|00|14|R|Q| 00|DK|00|06|R|Q| 00|00|07|04|R|S|What do you mean? 00|00|00|02|R|Q| 00|DK|00|04|R|S|Bye bye. 00|DK|00|02|R|Q| 00|00|00|06|R|Q| 00|DK|00|04|R|Q| 00|SM|07|04|R|Q|

Act 03 Scene 05

Democratic Heaven

00|DK|00|08|R|S|Oh,
it`s you. 00|DK|00|02|R|Q| 00|00|00|10|R|Q| 00|DK|00|06|R|Q| 00|00|07|04|R|S|It`s me! 00|00|00|02|R|Q| 00|DK|00|14|R|S|Uh... Actually...
You have been
voted out. 00|DK|00|02|R|Q| 00|00|00|16|R|Q| 00|DK|00|12|R|Q| 00|00|07|10|R|S|What do you mean,
`Voted out`
??? 00|00|00|02|R|Q| 00|DK|00|12|R|S|We took a vote.
You didn`t get enough support. 00|DK|00|02|R|Q| 00|00|00|14|R|Q| 00|DK|00|16|R|Q| 00|00|07|14|R|S|You can`t get voted out of Heaven! 00|00|00|02|R|Q| 00|DK|00|14|R|S|In fact, it turns out, you can. 00|DK|00|02|R|Q| 00|00|00|16|R|Q| 00|DK|00|14|R|Q| 00|00|07|12|R|S|Most of the people in Heaven don`t even know me. 00|00|00|02|R|Q| 00|DK|00|10|R|S|Everybody in Heaven knows you. 00|DK|00|02|R|Q| 00|00|00|12|R|Q| 00|DK|00|14|R|Q| 00|00|07|12|R|S|So,
insult one,
insult all?
Is that it? 00|00|00|02|R|Q| 00|DK|00|22|R|S|Pretty much.
More than just one,
though, wasn`t it? 00|DK|00|02|R|Q| 00|00|00|24|R|Q| 00|DK|00|16|R|Q| 00|00|07|14|R|S|I thought as long as you believed in Jesus, you were in. 00|00|00|02|R|Q| 00|DK|00|16|R|S|That`s just the
story we tell,
so we can see what
you`re really like. 00|DK|00|02|R|Q| 00|00|00|18|R|Q| 00|DK|00|10|R|Q| 00|00|07|08|R|S|Bummer.
Thought I had a free pass. 00|00|00|02|R|Q| 00|DK|00|04|R|Q| 00|ST|07|04|R|Q| 00|DK|00|16|R|S|Just kidding.
You`re golden.
Still an ass, though. 00|DK|00|02|R|Q|

Act 03 Scene 99

Intermission 3

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Act 04 Scene 01

Is that it?

01|00|13|08|R|Q| 02|00|13|08|R|Q| 03|00|13|08|R|Q| 04|00|13|08|R|Q| 05|00|13|08|R|Q| 06|00|13|08|R|Q| 07|00|13|08|R|Q| 08|00|13|08|R|Q| 09|00|13|08|R|Q| 10|00|13|08|R|Q| 11|00|13|08|R|Q| 12|00|13|08|R|Q| 13|00|13|08|R|Q| 14|00|13|08|R|Q| 15|00|13|08|R|Q| 16|00|13|08|R|Q| 17|00|13|08|R|Q| 18|00|13|08|R|Q| 19|00|13|08|R|Q| 20|00|13|08|R|Q| 21|00|13|08|R|Q| 22|00|13|08|R|Q| 23|00|13|08|R|Q| 24|00|13|08|R|Q| 25|00|13|08|R|Q| 26|00|13|08|R|Q| 27|00|13|08|R|Q| 28|00|13|08|R|Q| 29|00|13|08|R|Q| 30|00|13|08|R|Q| 01|00|13|28|R|Q| 02|00|13|28|R|Q| 03|00|13|28|R|Q| 04|00|13|28|R|Q| 05|00|13|28|R|Q| 06|00|13|28|R|Q| 07|00|13|28|R|Q| 08|00|13|28|R|Q| 09|00|13|28|R|Q| 10|00|13|28|R|Q| 11|00|13|28|R|Q| 12|00|13|06|R|S|Hey.
How are you? 12|00|13|04|R|Q| 12|00|13|12|R|S|Oh right.
You`re fine.
I knew that.
Everybody`s fine. 12|00|13|06|R|Q| 13|00|13|06|L|Q| 13|00|13|04|L|S|You know. 13|00|13|12|L|Q| 13|00|13|06|L|Q| 14|00|13|28|R|Q| 15|00|13|28|R|Q| 16|00|13|28|R|Q| 17|00|13|28|R|Q| 18|00|13|28|R|Q| 19|00|13|28|R|Q| 20|00|13|28|R|Q| 21|00|13|28|R|Q| 22|00|13|28|R|Q| 23|00|13|28|R|Q| 24|00|13|28|R|Q| 25|00|13|28|R|Q| 26|00|13|28|R|Q| 27|00|13|28|R|Q| 28|00|13|28|R|Q| 29|00|13|28|R|Q| 30|00|13|28|R|Q| 01|00|13|44|R|Q| 02|00|13|44|R|Q| 03|00|13|44|R|Q| 04|00|13|44|R|Q| 05|00|13|44|R|Q| 06|00|13|04|R|Q| 06|00|13|08|R|S|I have two children. 06|00|13|04|R|Q| 06|00|13|12|R|S|They were in the front row at the funeral. 06|00|13|04|R|Q| 06|00|13|08|R|S|Oh yeah. That`s right.
06|00|13|04|R|Q| 07|00|13|04|L|Q| 07|00|13|08|L|Q| 07|00|13|04|L|S|I know. 07|00|13|12|L|Q| 07|00|13|04|L|S|I know. 07|00|13|08|L|Q| 07|00|13|04|L|Q| 08|00|13|44|R|Q| 09|00|13|44|R|Q| 10|00|13|44|R|Q| 11|00|13|44|R|Q| 12|00|13|44|R|Q| 13|00|13|44|R|Q| 14|00|13|44|R|Q| 15|00|13|44|R|Q| 16|00|13|44|R|Q| 17|00|13|44|R|Q| 18|00|13|44|R|Q| 19|00|13|44|R|Q| 20|00|13|44|R|Q| 21|00|13|44|R|Q| 22|00|13|44|R|Q| 23|00|13|44|R|Q| 24|00|13|44|R|Q| 25|00|13|44|R|Q| 26|00|13|44|R|Q| 27|00|13|44|R|Q| 28|00|13|44|R|Q| 29|00|13|44|R|Q| 30|00|13|44|R|Q| 01|00|13|18|R|Q| 02|00|13|18|R|Q| 03|00|13|18|R|Q| 04|00|13|18|R|Q| 05|00|13|18|R|Q| 06|00|13|18|R|Q| 07|00|13|18|R|Q| 08|00|13|18|R|Q| 09|00|13|18|R|Q| 10|00|13|18|R|Q| 11|00|13|18|R|Q| 12|00|13|18|R|Q| 13|00|13|18|R|Q| 14|00|13|18|R|Q| 15|00|13|18|R|Q| 16|00|13|18|R|Q| 17|00|13|04|R|Q| 17|00|13|10|R|S|Not much to talk about up here,
is there? 17|00|13|04|R|Q| 18|00|13|04|L|Q| 18|00|13|10|L|Q| 18|00|13|04|L|S|I know. 19|00|13|18|R|Q| 20|00|13|18|R|Q| 21|00|13|18|R|Q| 22|00|13|18|R|Q| 23|00|13|18|R|Q| 24|00|13|18|R|Q| 25|00|13|18|R|Q| 26|00|13|18|R|Q| 27|00|13|18|R|Q| 28|00|13|18|R|Q| 29|00|13|18|R|Q| 30|00|13|18|R|Q| 01|00|13|08|R|Q| 02|00|13|08|R|Q| 03|00|13|08|R|Q| 04|00|13|08|R|Q| 05|00|13|08|R|Q| 06|00|13|08|R|Q| 07|00|13|08|R|Q| 08|00|13|08|R|Q| 09|00|13|08|R|Q| 10|00|13|08|R|Q| 11|00|13|08|R|Q| 12|00|13|08|R|Q| 13|00|13|08|R|Q| 14|00|13|08|R|Q| 15|00|13|08|R|Q| 16|00|13|08|R|Q| 17|00|13|08|R|Q| 18|00|13|08|R|Q| 19|00|13|08|R|Q| 20|00|13|08|R|Q| 21|00|13|08|R|Q| 22|00|13|08|R|Q| 23|00|13|08|R|Q| 24|00|13|08|R|Q| 25|00|13|08|R|Q| 26|00|13|08|R|Q| 27|00|13|08|R|Q| 28|00|13|08|R|Q| 29|00|13|08|R|Q| 30|00|13|08|R|Q|